Remus looked up at that. "No. I told him I had to help Abbott with her homework. That appeased him, since he keeps going on and on about me finding a shagging partner." He screwed his face up at that, wondering if he should have even said that.

And because he couldn't face talking about that subject with Sirius, let alone Snape, he dropped his eyes back to the parchment. Although thinking about it, he realized as far as he knew Severus didn't date either. He wondered -- no, he wasn't going to wonder what Severus had and hadn't done.

Remus went back to the book. Right, this was work. Although mates talked about that sort of thing. Or at least that is what Sirius said, trying to pester into talking about it.