Remus found quite the sight when he rounded that last quarter. With Sirius kneeling on Severus's shoulders to pin him down and sitting on his chest, the smaller boy really could do nothing but growl and try periodically to find a way to get Sirius away from him.
Not bloody likely at the moment, not with Sirius in possession of his wand.
"Thought you'd like it, Snape. Stare at me enough. So here I am and all you can do is tell me to shove off? Little poufer, who'd ever be interested in that with you? We'd get a hundred bloody diseases!"
Severus said nothing until Sirius lifted both wands and tossed them aside. This was a joke. A joke. But lately, Sirius's jokes had gone too far.
"But you know Snivellus? Why not. Could put that tongue to use!" He laughed, unzipping his pants. He was just trying to scare Severus... And it was working.
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Date: 2010-08-11 03:18 pm (UTC)Not bloody likely at the moment, not with Sirius in possession of his wand.
"Thought you'd like it, Snape. Stare at me enough. So here I am and all you can do is tell me to shove off? Little poufer, who'd ever be interested in that with you? We'd get a hundred bloody diseases!"
Severus said nothing until Sirius lifted both wands and tossed them aside. This was a joke. A joke. But lately, Sirius's jokes had gone too far.
"But you know Snivellus? Why not. Could put that tongue to use!" He laughed, unzipping his pants. He was just trying to scare Severus... And it was working.
"D-Don't you d-dare, Black!"